UMass’s premier sketch comedy troupe
We perform three times a semester. Our shows are an hour long and filled with original sketch comedy with plenty of variety. Like us on Facebook to find out when we are performing next. If you can’t wait ‘til the next show to get your sketchy fix, check out our youtube channel @Umasssketch22!
Members of Sketch 22 and What Animal They Are
Ember is a fantastic flamingo. She is known for keeping her chin up, and bending herself down to take drink of water. Ember loves to perform and is not afraid to flaunt it. Sometimes if she’s standing around for too long, she’ll stand on one leg. She rolls with her pack who, not only look equally as fierce, got her back no matter how big the crocodile.
Andrew is a lil ole octopus.. He likes to swim around and squirt ink when he feels there is a tech issue. With each 8 of his incredibly small limbs he likes to operate his submarine octo-monitor desktop. He likes to make nautical beats and eat deep sea treats and to make all the sea creatures belly up with laughter.
Kristina is a happy otter. She enjoys maintaining a healthy sheen over her slicked coat to allow her to move faster in water. She is smart and quick which puts her ahead of her class and deadly predators. She can be very scared so she lives with many of her friends who all hold hands as they fall asleep.
Becca is a mantis shrimp. She is every other sea creature’s fetishes, and all the boys want to bring her around to the front yard, or however that song goes.
Tanner is a UMass squirrel. He’s skittering about helping freshman find their classes and not making people pay at Roots. He is known for his arial tricks and his glossy fur.
Corey is an owl monkey, known for their fuzziness, big ol brown eyes, and most of all their ability to party all night and then fall asleep at any time. Owl Monkeys combine the best of owls and monkeys, just like how corey combines the best of friendship and the Cotten Eyed Joe
Jeff is a koala. His favorite pastimes are sleeping and eating vegan eucalyptus leaves. If you can catch him while he’s awake, he’s extemely cuddly and his fur will make you believe that he is the softest thing in the world.
Alison is a playful kitten. As energetic and carefree as she’ll ever be, and yet she still can’t resist taking a nap where the light shines in through the window. She’s great around people but is ready to pounce on any field mice that try to scurry by. Alison hates dogs. Give her the time of day (and a belly rub) and you too can be instant friends. Unless you are a dog. Alison has no interest and prefers you to stay out of her territory.
Jonah is the MOOSE. Jonah loves to roam and with those big antlers and killer smile he a force to be reckoned with. Don’t let his larger-than-horse size fool you, he’s secretly a sweet heart. He’ll never admit it, but that’s just because he’s the MOOSE.
Margot is umm.. this ferbie. We aren’t really sure what happened. When we got the ferbie it was fine but then one morning we woke up and it was like this. All it does is makes beeps when no one is looking and sometimes it moves from the living room to the basement. Margot is great tho we love her.
Annabelle is a mischievous dolphin. One similarity she has is her ability to use echolocation to find any electronic device of hers. She enjoys being social and swimming with her pod. She wants people to STOP THROWING THEIR GARBAGE IN THE OCEAN! It’s killing us! KILLING US! Her hobbies include doing sick flips in the air and high-fiving other dolphins.